So You Didn’t Find Your CCBoo, What Now?
If DataMatch isn’t messy enough, our 2023/24 Class Coordinating Board swooped in to give you lonely idiots another shot at love. The CCBoo Spooky Scramble...
Classics Concentrator Teaches Tinder Date About Oedipus
I could literally hear Freud cackling in his grave.
Minute Marriage
Do you want to get married but have no interest in dating? Well, we have the app for you!
The 5 Stages of Finishing “The Haunting of Bly Manor”
This show has ruined me emotionally. **WARNING: contains spoilers**
Other Things You Could’ve Posted About On October 3rd
Another national ____ day, another slay
Your Favorite Classic Literature Character Is A Twink
Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet is a twink. The bleach blonde hair? The boots? This man is a homosexual. English teachers cannot explain this one away.
How to Hold an Intervention for Your Friend that Actually Seems to Like Their Situationship
Seriously, look at his hairline and get back to us.
I’m At a Payphone…Trying to Understand What Adam Levine Was Thinking
Songs about Jane...wait no Sumner – no fuck Behati. Yeah, that’s it
Bowling Shoes Seek Long-Term Relationship
Though they have already been worn by an estimated 400 people, the classic red, white, and blue eco leather pair is hopeful that a special...
“Annie’s Friend’s friends”, Ep. 6 (pt 3)
Whether you're hairy from head to your toes, or are smooth like a dolphin with no hair that grows you are sexy and perfect and...