How to Hold an Intervention for Your Friend that Actually Seems to Like Their Situationship
Seriously, look at his hairline and get back to us.
I’m At a Payphone…Trying to Understand What Adam Levine Was Thinking
Songs about Jane...wait no Sumner – no fuck Behati. Yeah, that’s it
Bowling Shoes Seek Long-Term Relationship
Though they have already been worn by an estimated 400 people, the classic red, white, and blue eco leather pair is hopeful that a special...
“Annie’s Friend’s friends”, Ep. 6 (pt 3)
Whether you're hairy from head to your toes, or are smooth like a dolphin with no hair that grows you are sexy and perfect and...
Excuse Me, Yes, Jason Momoa – A Word?
I bided my time. Gave you your space to heal. But it’s been two months, Jason, and I gotta shoot my shot.
“Annie’s friend’s friends”, Ep. 8
Sexuality is a spectrum. I had short hair, pierced my septum, and still took so long to realize I wanted to be between boys' AND...
Reminders that I am not a lesbian
I am proud to say that I am straight as a circle. But alas, I still possess a ~reluctant~ attraction to m*n. They’re sweaty, bossy,...
“Annie’s Friend’s friends,” Ep. 7
They say that an elephant never forgets. A white one's the name of an expensive gift. But what do I do with the one in...
9 Signs Your Partner is Cheating on You With the Wii Fit Instructor
Wii Fit has been proudly wrecking homes since 2007.
OTPs: ‘Buildings of Brown’ Edition
A guide to the 250+ year old game.