Cold Weather Strip Tease
This year, Valentine’s Day was cold. Really cold. Not just because I was alone (which I was), but temperature wise, it was negative five degrees...
Single on Valentine’s Day
It’s that time of year again. Everywhere you look you’ll find triumphant winners or sore losers. If you are on the former side, you’ll find...
Valentine’s and Data Mines
Do you feel like your significant other doesn’t fully understand you? Do you want to be with someone who knows you automatically, and doesn’t ask...
The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It
It’s time to start stockpiling the Sweethearts, the roses, and the memories of your past romances. Well…not so much for the last one. If you’re...
A Wedding Whirlwind in the Upspace
It started out like any other Sunday morning. I was dehydrated, still wearing last night’s smeared mascara, and suffering from an insatiable craving for Bagel...
Catify Your Galentines
by Emily Adams It’s the Monday after Fourth of July, or as CVS knows it, a day too late to begin the Valentine’s blitzkrieg. In...
M. Night Shyamalan now directs my romance life
There is this slightly older guy that I have had a crush on all year. He works at a restaurant, and I know they say...
Lessons from Aziz Ansari’s “Modern Romance”
Aziz Ansari could have written a pseudo-autobiography about his experiences with dating and tinder, and simply pontificated about his take on the 21st century. He...
High School Musical: A Reunion Review
LOOK AT US LAUGHING AND SMILING! WERE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME! WASN’T HIGH SCHOOL JUST THE ABSOLUTE FRICKIN’ BEST? WHY DOES VANESSA HUDGENS LOOK...
Missing the Point: Star Wars
To be completely honest, I really wasn’t planning on seeing the new Star Wars movie; I totally love Jennifer Lawrence ’cause she’s so quirky and...