The Unwelcome Visitor
I don’t know where he came from. He randomly popped into my life one day, and things were never the same. He had so much...
DAAAAAAMN Daniel, You’re Way Too Young
I’ll admit it. I hopped right on the band wagon of the viral Internet sensation, “Damn Daniel.” I found the whole premise funny: strategically filming...
Think Bee: The Cross Pollination of the Bee Movie into the American Conscious
I’m sure most of you are painfully aware of Bee Movie and its rise into meme stardom since its release in theaters. If you are unfamiliar with...
Connect With Me On LinkedIn So We Can Date
We are at a point in the technological era in which any kind of social media affects virtually (haha, virtual get it?) every area of...
My Hotel Hubby
(Pictured above: Sal?) If you’ve stayed in a hotel alone before, you might have one, too. I’ll never meet my hotel husband in the...
Getting Ghosted on Club Penguin
I recently watched Inside Out, which was a huge mistake for someone as nostalgic as I am. I cried through the entire movie while reflecting on...
On Google Docs and Intimacy
There is an undiscussed phenomenon that I refuse to ignore any longer. I write this in hopes of sorting out my complicated feelings and standing...
Chris Christie’s Greatest Hits
Let’s take a political poll of sorts. Please raise your hand if you’re a fan of Chris Christie. Okay. Now put your hand down if...
A Chipotle/TeaLuxe Romance
Tealuxe Girl saw Chipotle Boy eating a bean burrito through the window. Chipotle Boy saw Tealuxe Girl drinking an herbal tea through the window. A...
A Love Letter to Oreos
My Dearest Oreos, Mine sweet sandwich cookies, words cannot express how much thou mean to me, but I must attempt, for mine own sake. I have only known...