Porn @ Brown
Why beat around the bush? Pornhub isn’t working on Brown’s wifi. At first, I thought this was a “me” thing. I thought some issue with...
How to Come Back from Heartbreak (And The Presidential Election)
The week that Donald Trump was elected president of the United States was a tough one. I had two papers to write, one presentation to...
Carrie and Harrison: I deserve this
November 15th. It started off like any other normal day, didn’t it? I had eggs and toast for breakfast (perfect energy boost). It was a...
Your Thanksgiving Horoscope
Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...
Why I’m Moving To New York – Comic
This comic was illustrated by the wonderful Annie Warner.
“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”: A Film Critique
In the aftermath of the adrenaline rush that comes with turning an essay in on Canvas mere minutes before the deadline, my sleep-deprived, midterm-fried brain...
Overcoming Tinder Phobias
For many years I possessed an acute phobia of Tinder. It freaked me out to think about strange boiz in strange places looking at pictures...
The Founding Daddies
Lying, cheating, and presidential sex: it’s never just been for Bill “Slick Willy” Clinton and Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon. The following is an analysis of...
5 Best Movie Sex Scenes to Watch Uncomfortably With Your Parents
While many of us learned about the birds and the bees from an older sibling, a parent, or a 4th grad Sex Ed. Class (If...
Manic Pixie Dream Mole
When I was thirteen years old, I saw 500 Days of Summer in theaters. Any kind of meta-narrative or social commentary flew right over my...