What Would Dua Lipa Do?
I only know three things about latest pop sensation Dua Lipa. One is that she’s freaking gorgeous in a way that makes me question whether...
A Boy Ghosted Me, So My Mom Became a Spy
If there are two things you need to know about me, they are 1) I’m very close with my mother and 2) I’m an avid...
Rib Comic – The Fundamental Problem of Sexual Tension
Image via Sarah Clapp.
Not Your Grandmother’s Senior Scramble
If you’ve been keeping tabs on my Rib articles this semester, you’ll know I’m slowly spiraling into an endless void of anxiety and existentialism as...
Dating In Middle School is Hard
It’s October. My room is getting cold, everybody seems to have someone to impose a couples costume onto, and I’m typing questions into Google such...
I Started Eating Lush Bath Bombs to Develop a Bubbly Personality!
This is my third year at Brown. It’s also my third year at Brown without a significant other. I can’t help but wonder what’s wrong...
The Fleeting Nature of Love and Weather Protective Gear
It was early September. I was caught between a rock and a hard place—the rock being a mom loudly debating the redeeming qualities of two...
The Everygirl’s Guide to Tinder
Well here I am, single again. No it’s cool, I’m okay, unfurrow your brows. Fortunately for all of us, I’m slowly but surely moving out...
On Making the First Move
I am a young, empowered, millennial woman, who no longer has the time to wait around. It’s 2017, so why shouldn’t I make the first...
An Open Letter to Kindred Suckers for Smucker’s (Uncrustables)
Dear Fellow Fan of Smucker’s Uncrustables Sandwiches, No one ever said having this whimsical of a snack preference in college would be easy.