Man Has Big Feelings, Must Be Love
In recognition of Valentine’s day, I am here to remind us all of one of the shortcomings of straight male emotional processing: past a certain...
Build-A-Strap Workshop and Other Places to Take Your Bisexual Boyfriend this Valentine’s Day
I am legally obligated to disclose that this is an ad for Big Pegging.
Girl with Bangles Gives World’s Worst Handjob
Dating back to 2600 BCE Mesopotamia, bangles have been the ultimate feminine accessory: symbols of luck, beauty, and undeniable sexual energy. Their timelessness and versatility...
Bummer! Lesbian Couple You Were Rooting For From Behind Actually Just Guy With Beautiful Long Hair and His Girlfriend
In a devastating blow to queer joy, the lesbian couple you were walking behind on Wickenden Street turned out to be a straight couple with...
Happy National Boyfriend Day! I Am Judging You Guys, Though
Mostly your boyfriend, but perhaps you too, based on the following criteria...
Report: Brown-Harvard Game Nothing Like Bottoms
No one even kissed >:(
BUT I’M A QUEERBAITER: How to Communicate Your Heterosexuality in Everyday Life
hi, dad. turns out i'm straight! but thank you for the rainbow tote bag.
Man Admires Woman for Her Tight, Wet Intellect
“Her brain just drives me crazy!” Tag a man in the comments.
Shaving Their Initials Into Your Pubes and Other Ways You Can Manifest Love this Valentine’s Day
Channel your feminine energy into something productive—like a man!
A Love Letter to the 30,000+ Porn Bots in Our Comments
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