What I Was Promised in the Future vs. What I Received
Was promised: Flying cars Received: People who won’t shut up about the drone they got for Christmas Was promised: Gourmet food at the touch...
Booze: A Breakdown of What We Drink
I’m just five short months from traveling abroad, where drinking ages remain in the teenage years and are minimally imposed. Shortly after my return, I’ll turn...
Trust Me; I’m an Actor
The traditional format of advertising (i.e. impossibly good-looking actors pretending to be happy because and only because they use Brand A toothpaste or eat Brand...
Proposed Google Doodles For 2015
After thoroughly investigating the Google doodle, I decided I could do a better job than the current Google doodlers. Here are five of my proposed...
Reading Between the Lyrics
If you’re in possession of a hard copy of one of Taylor Swifts CDs (which might actually be a rare occurrence these days thanks to...
Do Better Taylor Swift
The inaugural vid of a series in which Dana and Natalie discuss how various people/places/things could, respectfully, do better. (video edited by Dana Schwartz)
Orange You Glad You Don’t Live in Florida?
As spring break approached amidst the cyclone of midterm exams and unseasonal snowstorms, I was sucked into conversation after conversation that followed this pattern: Person:...
Horror Movies and the Real Horrors of Life
Over the weekend, my friend suggested that we cap off our night of insane spring break debauchery (read: drinking wine in a Massachusetts basement) by...
A Senior’s First Time at the Whiskey Republic
I’m a senior. Last Monday, I went to WishCo for the first time in my Brown career. (And if you don’t know what WishCo* is, then...
To Fall in Love with Anyone, Do This First
A few weeks ago, while I was scrolling through my newsfeed, I noticed a spectacular number of people sharing the New York Times article “To...