We’ve Grown Up and So Has Our Sibling Rivalry
I’m a younger sibling, and I won’t deny that there are luxuries that come with being the second child. Parents are way more chill about...
Clubs to Start if The Ones at Brown Already Aren’t Niche Enough for You
A quick visit to the Activities Fair will show that Brown is nowhere near short on clubs, teams, and organizations to join. A capella? Brown has...
20 Convenient Places to Put Your Anger When a Man Tells You to Calm Down
Ah. The tranquil things in life. A warm bubble bath, a soft blanket, a quiet morning accompanied by coffee and crossword. And oh yes, how...
5 Ways To Convey You’re Queer That Definitely Aren’t Just “Wear Lots of Flannels”
Recently, VICE published a piece called “Let’s End Flannel as a Lesbian Signifier Once and for All,” in which Erin Sullivan, the author and presumable...
New and Very Real Classes You May Have Missed on CAB
ENVS 1100 Oceans: What Are They and How Can They Be Stopped MCM 0760 Orlando Bloom’s Oeuvre: A Retrospective URBN 1760 Buddy Cianci Studies ARCH 0310...
10 Children’s Books to Remind Yourself That You’re Old and Life Was Better the First Time You Read Them
Looking to reinvigorate your literary world, find simple motivation, and numb yourself to impending adulthood? You’ve come to the right place! I present a comprehensive...
Four Songs to Listen To This Thanksgiving That Definitely Aren’t Just Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song
Thanksgiving. What a weird holiday. Thousands of families gorging themselves with pies and potatoes, a famous parade with oversized balloons, and a largely ignored history...
How to Read The News Without Having The World’s Worst Emotional Meltdown
I used to love reading the news, but now I absolutely hate it. Why? Because everything sucks. In all seriousness, it can be really hard...
8 Domestic Things That Make Me Wish I Wasn’t a Human
Like most of us, I had to help around the house while I was growing up. These “chores” included walking the dog, taking out the...
The Tragic Failure of an 89.4%
Have you ever been virtually at victory? So close to success? Fractions from fame? Almost at an accomplishment? Close to conquest? Spending way too long...