A Rant From The Guy Without A Culturally Relevant Halloween Costume
Speaking as someone whose self-worth is solely determined by my ability to impress others with a witty and timely Halloween costume, October 31, 2014 is...
The Teammates Who No One Can Stand
In high school, I didn’t play a single sport. But at the start of my first year of college, I decided to grace Brown University and...
The Illusion of Workout Clothes
After eight years of wearing a uniform to school, I now struggle with the concept of “picking out an outfit” for class. Back then, it...
Expensive Ice Cubes for your Overpriced Drink!
Earlier this week, I stumbled across an NPR article bearing the horrifying title “Can Hand-Cut, Artisanal Ice Make Your Cocktail That Much Better?” I had to...
Everyone Still Plays Neopets (They’re Lying Otherwise)
Remember last week when your friend reminisced on the nostalgic splendor of Neopets? “Oh man, I was on Neopets nonstop back in elementary school. Good...
Thanks for the non-compliment!
One of the most frequent compliments I receive is not actually a compliment at all. I get it in floods during my first few weeks...
Getting Older, Maybe Wiser, Not Entirely Sure
I notice it when the cartilage between my two knee bones hurts after a run. I notice it when I feel like I’m being...
My Daily Existential Crises
What does it all mean? What is the purpose of life? Why are we here? What did come first – the chicken or the egg?...
The Six Villains In Your 9 AM Lecture You’d Like to See Take A Batarang to the Face
Every day, I manage to drag myself to my earliest class with only a few cornflakes stuck in my hair and my pajamas cleverly disguised...
Brewing is the New Baking
It’s fall, and everyone wants to bake stuff. I can’t complain about the constant stream of cookies and pies, but I also think there’s something...