Awkward At First Sight
Most of us have been chomping at the bit to get back to campus. My major driving force to return from break was my friends. For...
EXTRA EXTRA: Girls Sweat, Too!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you a simple question. How many times has someone told you “Girls don’t sweat, they glisten?” Once? Forty times? Never?...
Dentist Drama
As most of us college students know, winter break is a time for self-care, paid for by mom. For about a month, I get to look...
50 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Super Bowl
1. Alright! 2. Here we go! 3. Sports! 4. Football! 5. I’m actually going to try to pay attention to the game this time....
I’m A Fair-Weather Patriots Fan And Life Is Great Right Now
In this Sunday’s Super Bowl XLIX, the New England Patriots will go head to head with the Seattle Seahawks. These teams are apparently a formidable...
Pressing Questions
As an “adult,” I spend my time wondering about really important stuff. Here are some of my most pressing questions: 1. What goes on in...
Are You Sure You’re An Adult?
Tomorrow, at 4pm, I will enter the real (scary) world. Sure, my graduation ceremony is solely symbolic; I won’t receive my diploma until May, no...
Fleeks and Geeks
Let me start by saying that I am a very fashionable, hip girl with the whole world at her fingertips. Perhaps my usage of the...
The Declassified Guide to Inner Peace
A few short weeks ago, I gracefully slammed my head into a cabinet and incurred a mild concussion. The consequences of this action included a...
Skyping Your Pets and Getting Weird Doing It
We’re in the homestretch people. Finals are coming up, the sweet, sweet taste of winter break is almost at the tip of our tongues. And...