Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends but with More Late Stage Capitalism
Her name was Alexis. She was everything I wasn’t at the time: a teen, a sophisticate, a brunette with a Parisian fashion sense, a person...
Hot New Anxiety Cure: 1940s Jazz
I want to be better. As in, I want to be a better person, and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone. It’s just that sometimes...
Love for Fledgling and Mature Humans
Wandering the nooks and crannies of any college campus produces sights that are essentially the same: most places have some sort of hallowed building (i.e....
What’s In My Bag During Shopping Period? – Comic
Image via Sarah Clapp.
Pop-Culture Lessons for Deprived Intellectuals
In keeping with the theme of Brown’s community being incredibly varied, quirky, and unique, one of my best friends that I’ve made this past year,...
The Ethics of Magic in Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the best television show in the history of motion pictures, the moving image, and humankind. It’s the best show because...
Perkins, A Place of Few Perks
Here at Brown, we determine housing through — if you’re not familiar with it — a blood-sucking, battle-to-the-death type lottery, which any campus tour will define...
Dear Seniors, Please Don’t Leave
As this semester wraps up, many of us on campus are getting ready to say goodbye to the Class of 2017, which sounds like fake...
The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping
I hate online shopping. I don’t understand how people do it. The clothes never look as good as they did online, or they don’t fit,...
Always A Text Away!
Staying in contact with family and friends is an objectively good thing. It’s nice to know a bit about what shenanigans your family is engaging...