The Best $200 I Ever Spent
Not long ago, in a land not far from here, I held a waitressing position at an outdoor establishment. I worked long and hard through...
The Fleeting Nature of Love and Weather Protective Gear
It was early September. I was caught between a rock and a hard place—the rock being a mom loudly debating the redeeming qualities of two...
On the Brink of the Real World
I’m not sure if I’m just perpetually PMS-ing, but I’ve been extremely sentimental recently. Maybe it’s due to the fact that I spent a whole...
Are You Hungover or Just a Transfer?
A few nights ago, I was sitting on my roommate’s bed. As we frantically made last minute changes to our schedules, I suddenly had an...
Finding Religion in Times of Famine
As I’m writing this, it’s Rosh Hashanah (ראש השנה for the cool kidz), a.k.a the Jewish new year. Holiday texts have been pouring in all...
Italy’s Public Enemy Number One
An exclusive investigation into one American student’s life on how she went from naïve study abroad student to the most wanted person in all of...
My Application for “Married at First Sight”
Married at First Sight is a reality show masquerading as a “””social experiment””” to conceal the undeniable fact that is crazy, nutso, and overall, bonkers. A...
By Chloe Conspiracies
Patrons of Thayer Street: Have you found yourself wondering why the new inhabitant of 223 Thayer has taken an incomprehensibly long time to open? Don’t...
The Everygirl’s Guide to Tinder
Well here I am, single again. No it’s cool, I’m okay, unfurrow your brows. Fortunately for all of us, I’m slowly but surely moving out...
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends but with More Late Stage Capitalism
Her name was Alexis. She was everything I wasn’t at the time: a teen, a sophisticate, a brunette with a Parisian fashion sense, a person...