I Gave Birth for my TAPS Final and I Only Got a B
I’m thinking about asking my professor to change my grade on my Acting final from a B to an A. I feel that I deserve...
My Boyfriend Does Not Believe I Play The Trombone
In November, I told my boyfriend that I played trombone in the 4th & 5th grade. He did not believe me. He said “you are...
Valen-cries Day
It’s too early to think about Valentine’s Day, you say? I beg to differ. It’s never too early to think about the overly hyped, cacao-production...
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Eye
You’ve heard of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, now get ready to learn about the franchise’s predecessor: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Eye.
My Application for Four Weddings
To Whom It May Concern at Casting for TLC’s “Four Weddings:” Hello. My name is Sarah Clapp and I would like to be on “Four...
What Would Dua Lipa Do?
I only know three things about latest pop sensation Dua Lipa. One is that she’s freaking gorgeous in a way that makes me question whether...
My Stream of Consciousness While A CS Bro Talks about Their Potential Internship
Hmm. Hmmmm. Coding. Money. Uh huh. Your mom knows a guy. They went to Princeton together. I bet they fucked at some point.
Rib Comic – The Fundamental Problem of Sexual Tension
Image via Sarah Clapp.
Laptop Stickers: The Collegiate Iteration of Croc Jibbitz
Walk into any college classroom or study space and you will find students basking in the glow of their Macbooks like fat cats lying in...
Help! I Have 39 Days to Become the Person I Thought I’d Be at 21
I don’t self-identify as a fan of Grey’s Anatomy, but, hey, I’m only human. We all have our faults. But lately, I have found myself...