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Phoneless: Lessons in Being a Hermit

Phoneless: Lessons in Being a Hermit

Posted on March 4, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
After a rather random turn of events over the past few days, I suddenly found myself phoneless. As I hate Facebook chat (and social media...
A Letter to the Boy Who Dumped My Friend

A Letter to the Boy Who Dumped My Friend

Posted on February 25, 2015October 13, 2016 by Sarah Master
by Sarah Master To the boy who broke up with my best friend – Hey dude! It’s been a while! How’s school? Do you have...
Feminizing Ben & Jerry’s

Feminizing Ben & Jerry’s

Posted on February 24, 2015May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
Let’s talk about ice cream. In particular, let’s talk about Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. I am a huge fan of their products, but when I...
Bodily Scrutiny

Bodily Scrutiny

Posted on February 19, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
With age, we become more comfortable with our bodies. Not just with our shapes, but with those defining, unique features about us – also known...
Ladies Answer: “How do you feel about your boobs?”

Ladies Answer: “How do you feel about your boobs?”

Posted on February 18, 2015May 9, 2016 by Sarah Master
Over winter break I set sail on a maiden voyage that changed my life as I knew it. I went to my first real bra...

My Top Resources for Being Single on Valentine’s Day 2015

Posted on February 14, 2015October 13, 2016 by The Rib
You caught me. Today is Valentine’s Day and I’m single. Again Still. But instead of drowning in ice-cream and self-pity this year, I’ve found four resources...
The Lace Dilemma

The Lace Dilemma

Posted on February 12, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
There is nothing inherently weird about buying lacey underwear. Lace panties are both cute and sexy, and it can be very empowering to wear them...

EXTRA EXTRA: Girls Sweat, Too!

Posted on February 4, 2015February 25, 2018 by The Rib
Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you a simple question. How many times has someone told you “Girls don’t sweat, they glisten?” Once? Forty times? Never?...
Confessions of a Barista

Confessions of a Barista

Posted on November 25, 2014May 9, 2016 by Sarah Master
As Thanksgiving (and more importantly, the holiday season) swiftly approaches and the days grow shorter and colder, every Starbucks in the nation is beginning to...

What the Internet Thinks Women Want

Posted on November 18, 2014February 25, 2018 by The Rib
Back in 1991 when they invented the Internet (whoever “they” is), they claimed it was going to change the world, provide us with knowledge at...

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