Feminizing Ben & Jerry’s
Let’s talk about ice cream. In particular, let’s talk about Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. I am a huge fan of their products, but when I...
Bodily Scrutiny
With age, we become more comfortable with our bodies. Not just with our shapes, but with those defining, unique features about us – also known...
Ladies Answer: “How do you feel about your boobs?”
Over winter break I set sail on a maiden voyage that changed my life as I knew it. I went to my first real bra...
My Top Resources for Being Single on Valentine’s Day 2015
You caught me. Today is Valentine’s Day and I’m single. Again Still. But instead of drowning in ice-cream and self-pity this year, I’ve found four resources...
The Lace Dilemma
There is nothing inherently weird about buying lacey underwear. Lace panties are both cute and sexy, and it can be very empowering to wear them...
EXTRA EXTRA: Girls Sweat, Too!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you a simple question. How many times has someone told you “Girls don’t sweat, they glisten?” Once? Forty times? Never?...
Confessions of a Barista
As Thanksgiving (and more importantly, the holiday season) swiftly approaches and the days grow shorter and colder, every Starbucks in the nation is beginning to...
What the Internet Thinks Women Want
Back in 1991 when they invented the Internet (whoever “they” is), they claimed it was going to change the world, provide us with knowledge at...
Reincarnation aka Can I Be Reborn as Beyoncé?
Upon learning about reincarnation during a world religions class in high school, I imagined what hideous crimes I must have committed in my past life to...
Apology Letter to My Future Children
To my future offspring, Hello. It’s your mother. Right now, I’m a young, vibrant, spunky nineteen-year-old – or at least that’s what I write whenever...