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This Winter’s Hottest Trend Is… Grandma!

This Winter’s Hottest Trend Is… Grandma!

Posted on November 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie T
Oversized sweaters, horn-rimmed glasses, and… clogs… oh my! This winter’s trendiest items seem all too familiar. Were they from Alexander Wang Fall/Winter 2008? No, that...
If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

Posted on November 12, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
Do people tend to judge you as bitchy, pretentious, or cold when they’ve never actually met you? Have men described you as unapproachable or unnecessarily...
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Three

Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Three

Posted on November 4, 2015October 2, 2016 by Annie Warner
Read Chapters One & Two. Chapter Three: I spent the entire class staring straight ahead, feeling Blake’s eyes on my back. I didn’t absorb any...
F@*& the Pill

F@*& the Pill

Posted on October 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
Since the ripe age of 12, I have been very concerned with the possibility of accidental pregnancy. When I say accidental pregnancy, I bet you’re...
How Your Underwear Can Dictate Your Future

How Your Underwear Can Dictate Your Future

Posted on October 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
Audrey Hepburn probably said something about how a lady’s undergarments say the most about her. She was a wise and classy lady, that Audrey. Throughout...
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Two

Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Two

Posted on October 15, 2015October 2, 2016 by Annie Warner
Read Chapter One here. Chapter Two: After stowing my textbooks in my locker, I turned back into the crowd of students headed towards the cafeteria....
The X-Files: Spicing Things Up

The X-Files: Spicing Things Up

Posted on October 2, 2015December 11, 2017 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean
***Yes, these questions are real!! If you’d like Xtina to use her hefty wealth of knowledge to answer your question concerning love/relationships, send it on over to theribofbrown@gmail.com. ***...
Welcome to The X-Files

Welcome to The X-Files

Posted on September 26, 2015October 4, 2016 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean
***Welcome to the X-Files, the Rib’s own ~loOooOve~ advice column. If you’d like Xtina to use her hefty wealth of knowledge to answer your real question, send...
Security Blankets

Security Blankets

Posted on April 26, 2015October 3, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
I’ve been in two long distance relationships. I’d like to say that this is sheer coincidence and not a product of my intimacy issues, but...
Killing the Mood

Killing the Mood

Posted on April 22, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
There are a number of phrases you can say in the bedroom to kill the mood. Most of them probably involve your parents. However, there...

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