Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Three
Read Chapters One & Two. Chapter Three: I spent the entire class staring straight ahead, feeling Blake’s eyes on my back. I didn’t absorb any...
F@*& the Pill
Since the ripe age of 12, I have been very concerned with the possibility of accidental pregnancy. When I say accidental pregnancy, I bet you’re...
How Your Underwear Can Dictate Your Future
Audrey Hepburn probably said something about how a lady’s undergarments say the most about her. She was a wise and classy lady, that Audrey. Throughout...
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Two
Read Chapter One here. Chapter Two: After stowing my textbooks in my locker, I turned back into the crowd of students headed towards the cafeteria....
The X-Files: Spicing Things Up
***Yes, these questions are real!! If you’d like Xtina to use her hefty wealth of knowledge to answer your question concerning love/relationships, send it on over to theribofbrown@gmail.com. ***...
Welcome to The X-Files
***Welcome to the X-Files, the Rib’s own ~loOooOve~ advice column. If you’d like Xtina to use her hefty wealth of knowledge to answer your real question, send...
Security Blankets
I’ve been in two long distance relationships. I’d like to say that this is sheer coincidence and not a product of my intimacy issues, but...
Killing the Mood
There are a number of phrases you can say in the bedroom to kill the mood. Most of them probably involve your parents. However, there...
If People Were Bad Metaphors, I Was a Drizzle and She Was a Tepid Puddle
Warning: minor spoilers for crappy rom-com books and movies. I’d like to start off by defining the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl (MPDG). MPDGs, as...
Big Girl Bucks
This week, our writers had a baking and wine-drinking shindig. It’s the night before a bake sale, and we have shit to get done. We are divide-and-conquering...