I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned
Ah, my first ever college spring break. I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party! Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...
A Hairy Situation
Curly hair is both a blessing and a curse. It’s a curse because it’s impossible to brush, gets frizzy easily, and if you dare try to...
Diary of a Piercing Virgin
This is a story about virginity. But not about sex. I’m talking about piercings, people. That’s right, I’m pierce-less. Needles have never penetrated my ear...
Milla Bizzotto, Making Millennials Everywhere Feel Terrible About Themselves
Milla Star Bizzotto is a superhuman child who, at 9 years old, is fitter than I have ever been in my 20 years of life...
My Empowering Catcall Experience
If you are a female, or if you ever present/identify as a woman, you’ve probably been catcalled. Maybe if you’re a dude too, I don’t...
On Weddings (More Specifically, Mine)
Last weekend, I went to my cousin’s beautifully scientific wedding. To steal a line from beloved SNL figure and cultural correspondent Stefon, this wedding had...
Bad Bathroom Advice Giver
There is always that moment where you have to give advice to another lady in the bathroom. Normally, I have always risen to the cause...
Retro Advice for the Modern World: A Gentlewoman’s Guide
When I was growing up, I could never find relatable advice for all my daunting, coming-of-age questions—how do I talk to my crush without him...
On Being Female in a Male Dominated Concentration
Have you ever looked around in your largest concentration-required lecture class and realized that you’re the only girl within three rows? Half of the people...
I. Am. Crest.
Not many people know this about me, but there is a Mr. Hyde to my Dr. Jekyll. Or it could be the the other way...