We’re Obsessed With This Liquid Lipstick Collection Inspired by the Morrill Land-Grant Act of 1862
The. Wait. Is. Over. After six torturous months, we’ve finally got our hands on them. And we’re never letting go. In case you haven’t heard/...
People Who Throw Spaghetti Against the Wall to See if it’s Done
There are three big things that I remember seeing in the movies before I saw them in real life: sex, communion, and throwing spaghetti against...
An Open Letter to Kindred Suckers for Smucker’s (Uncrustables)
Dear Fellow Fan of Smucker’s Uncrustables Sandwiches, No one ever said having this whimsical of a snack preference in college would be easy.
I Analyzed the Flag Animations on the Google Docs/Sheets/Slides/Forms Landing Page for No Reason and Now You’re Gonna Hear All About It
Abstract: Ever wanted to dig deep into the nitty gritty details of an advertisement and see if it just falls into pieces? This project does...
How I Spent My Spring Break
Okay, so here’s what happened. Ryan and his brother Trey got busted for trying to steal a car. Because Ryan was still a minor, a...
Catfished: Lumiere Was Hotter as a Candle
Beauty and the Beast is a controversial children’s movie about Stockholm Syndrome where man lies with man, woman lies with beast, and inanimate objects lie...
Junglepussy: An Abbreviated Personal Listening Guide
Growing up, I was immersed in a culture that values romantic love in a highly exalted sense. I watched wedding themed shows on TLC such...
Mark Zuckerberg PLEASE READ
Hey Mark Zuckerberg! How’s it going? Is life treating you nicely? I bet it is, since you created Facebook and everything. You can seriously do...
A Gynography of the Everygirl (If Every Girl is Just Like Me)
Hey public school younguns, remember that day in eighth grade health class when they rolled out the projector and sat us down and scarred us...
Nope, Haven’t Seen It: Grease
My defining characteristics have always been the following: I’m 5’7, I hate mayonnaise, and I haven’t seen Grease. I’ve been running away from the movie...