Goldendoodles Are Causing the Recession
Health problems, ethical issues of inbreeding, and thousands of dollars all for an ugly mutt.
BREAKING: The Democratic Party Releases New Lib-aru Car
A Green New Wheel, so to speak.
Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie
ever wonder what type of person you are based on your favorite girl scout cookie? no? too bad i'm telling you anyways!!
5 Unique Phrases to Use When You’ve Been Inconvenienced
Have you ever been in a situation where you want to say something that conveys more than just discontent? Have you ever wanted to one-up...
Oh Shit, It’s Monday-
Here are 3 slapdash mediocre Halloween costumes to save the day!
“Annie’s friend’s friends”, Ep. 8
Sexuality is a spectrum. I had short hair, pierced my septum, and still took so long to realize I wanted to be between boys' AND...
EGG > SPERM
How do I like my eggs? Sperm-free.
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk
“We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
Cat-Caller 101
As technology advances, so does our ability to scare off men.