We’re All Going to Die
I am a hypochondriac. I analyze every sneeze, headache, and suspiciously dark mole until I have no choice but to lie in my bed, resign...
Posts by therib2014:
An Unfiltered Tour of Campus on Family Weekend
After almost two months of freedom missing my parents inconsolably, Family Weekend couldn’t have come sooner. I was so excited to see my parents, beg for...
The Maternal Instinct that Wasn’t
I recently attended a close relative’s wedding in Philadelphia. The ceremony was hipster-clad with string lights, bearded best men, and red wine-stained mason jars. It...
Sexting: A Manual
It’s a Tuesday night. The rain is preventing you and your friends from doing much at all, and the last thing you want to do...
Lemme Upgrade U
You don’t know how horny your boyfriend is until you ask. And once you ask, you kind of wish you didn’t know. We all know...
The Annotated Misadventures of “For Women” Porn
About a week ago, my good friend’s boss gave the charming, albeit slightly inappropriate, advice that “every woman should watch hardcore porn once in her...
The Myth of the “Basic White Bitch”
If you’ve spent any time on the internet lately, you have probably noticed the proliferation of articles mocking the behaviors of the “basic white bitch”...
Things That Are More Similar Than They Appear
Concept and Images by Elizabeth Cox
A Love Letter to Gluten
Dear Gluten, You are the starch beneath my sesame bagel. You are the cling to my linguine. You are the glue (ten) that will hold...
My Favorite Flirting
I don’t miss much about being single. I love my partner – we’ve been going strong for a while now. But let me tell you,...