Ever walked by the Tin Foily People Circle (is that the actual name? probably not….*) and wondered which one was most like you? Take this quick quiz to find out!
1. What’s one word that your friends would use to describe you?
- Extra
- Groovy
- Perplexed
- Carefree
- Stressed
2. What are you most likely to be doing on a Saturday night?
- Love me a good party!
- Showing off my moves at da club.
- Trying to figure my life out.
- I’ll go wherever the wind takes me!
- Worrying about all my responsibilities.
3. Pick a place you’d most want to visit in the US.
- Los Angeles, CA
- Portland, OR
- Worcester, MA
- Chicago, IL
- Worry, NC
4. Pick your favorite television show.
- Friends
- Freaks and Geeks
- Cupcake Wars
- Beachfront Bargain Hunt
- House of Cards
5. Which dessert do you find most appealing?
- Cake pops! They’re sooooo cute. Do it for the gram, lol #Starbucks!
- I eat croissants. I’m not like other girls. I’m weird.
- Ice cream cake. I can’t decide between ice cream and cake. I will take both.
- Any dessert!
- Dessert!?! In this economy!?!?
6. How flexible are you?
- INCREDIBLY.
- I mean, I’ve got a few moves.
- I could be more stretchy.
- I prefer to fly.
- I’m flexible in that there is much stress constantly weighing down on me specifically in my torso area so I become wide and flat.
7. Are you more of a follower or a leader?
- A leader, duh. I’m what you might call a trendsetter.
- I just go with the flow, man.
- That’s a loaded question…I’m not good with decisions…
- I don’t care what other people think about me.
- I am an example of how not to behave.
8. Why do you think you’re here, on Earth?
- To be popular and hot and flirty.
- To chill out.
- I don’t know?!
- To have fun and push my limits.
- To accumulate as much stress as humanly possible.
Tally up how many of each response you gave to find out which tin foily you are!
MOSTLY 1’s
If you got this tin foily, you are so incredibly extra. You’re like that fish in Finding Nemo that yells, “I’m obnoxious.” You love to bust a move to Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer (Hold Me Closer),” specifically the move where you whip your leg back as far and high as humanly possible, until your toes touch your head. You have no regard for spatial awareness. Limbs flying everywhere.
MOSTLY 2’s
What a groovy tin foily! You’re kinda hipster, and shop at Urban for the fashion but think it’s too mainstream. You had a childhood much like the kids in That 70s Show, and let’s be real, you’re probably most like Fez. Also, your arms are completely disproportionate when compared to the rest of your body.
MOSTLY 3’s
See that little head tilt? That’s because you’re perpetually confused about what’s going on. You’re just out here doing your best and trying to have a good time, but you’re often the outsider who doesn’t understand the jokes. You’re indecisive and depend on others to make the tough calls. Someone recently punched you square in the chest, as illustrated by the giant indentation.
MOSTLY 4’s
Do you love the musical Wicked? Cause you’re flying high, defying gravity! You like to go big or go home, and live with your head in the clouds. Your friends and family often have to physically anchor you down to the earth. Also, you’re oddly small.
MOSTLY 5’s
If you’re this tin foily, you are one big aluminum foil ball of stress. So stressed, in fact, that your body shape has adjusted to the constant weight on your shoulders: if you were described in terms of a food shape, you’d be a pancake. You gotta learn how to have more fun! Take note from your tin foily friends Popular (#1) and Flying High (#4) and get those legs off the ground!
*Edit: The real name of this statue is “Circle Dance.” Do with that what you will.
Images via and via Sam Crausman.