The witching hour is nigh! Get ready for a night of spooks, booze, and all kinds of creeps by throwing together one of these cute, unique, and oh-so-clever costumes for you and your significant other.
- Leo and an Oscar
- Bagel and Cream Cheese
- OxiClean and the ghost of Billy Mays
- The Proclaimers
- Cole and Dylan Sprouse, themselves
- Gilmore Girl and another Gilmore Girl
- Gossip Girl and another Gossip Girl
- The cat half of Catdog and the dog half of Catdog
- Sumner and Brooks (AKA the historical basis for “talk shit, get hit”)
- Sacco and Vanzetti
- Woodward and Felt (Also doubles as a sexy costume (if you’re into Deep Throat))
- Reagan and jelly beans
- Nader and seat belts
- Dick Cheney and that guy he shot hunting quail
- You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war
- Peeling Grapes and rich people, probably
- Bobby Flay and the inexplicable desire to see him get beat on his own show
- The Fresh Prince and the playground where he spent most of his days
- Going to a class on the fourth floor and carefully controlling your breathing so as to seem the picture of health
- Falling asleep unexpectedly and waking up feeling like something died in your mouth
- Knowing that our idea of a witch comes from anti-semitic stereotypes and not wanting to seem too PC
- Good fortune and the knowledge it won’t last
- Fear of being an inconvenience to your friends/family when you die and the sincere desire for a viking funeral
- The College Board™ and an embezzling scheme I can’t prove
- Man’s carefully crafted legacy and the ultimate heat death of the universe
There you have it! A quick list of all of the classic duos that might have slipped your mind. Go out, have fun, and SLAY the costume game this Halloween!
