Move over, Owala. So long, Stanley Cup. Ta ta, Hydroflask. There’s a new hydration vessel in town, and it’s pungent, aesthetic, and adds protein as you drink. That’s right, it’s an ancient wineskin made from weathered goat hide.
Now, don’t be fooled by the name. This is not for wine. It’s for water! But don’t you find the taste of water boring? The leftover wine bits from tens of centuries ago are specially left there to give your H2O a much-needed acrid taste. The skin of the ancient goat used for this vessel was turned inside-out, or hair-side in. This gives the water plenty of surface area to mingle within your special bottle.
Young people all over the country are loving this ancient wineskin made from weathered goat hide. Ava, 17, says, “It’s like peasant-core; I love it.” Yoga enthusiast Sandra, 35, says, “I feel the energy of the goat. I know it was me in a past life.” Mikey, 53, says, “I like the squishy feeling.”
These are just some of the tens of things people have said about an ancient wineskin made from weathered goat hide. Go get yourself one!