Rib Rant: Let’s Turn Off The Sun
For the past 23 years, there’s been nothing and nobody I’ve loved more than the sun. Through all my trans-continental moves, it’s always been there....
My Favorite Bed Time Stories Are Serial Killer Case Files
Every night, before bed, I brush my teeth with gingivitis toothpaste and watch videos about serial killers. It’s a great routine. I prevent my gums...
Solo Spring Breaker
I’m about to experience my first spring break as a college student. I’ve seen all those quintessential movies about people going crazy during spring break....
A Letter to Foolish Bears
Dearest classmates, First semester of freshman year is a semester meant for exploring, trying out new clubs and classes, and getting a sense for how...
All the Small Things (You Swallow While You Sleep)
“Dude, you know you swallow 8 spiders in your sleep during your lifetime.” “What? I don’t know if that’s true ‘cause — ”...