My Application for Four Weddings
To Whom It May Concern at Casting for TLC’s “Four Weddings:” Hello. My name is Sarah Clapp and I would like to be on “Four...
My Application for “Married at First Sight”
Married at First Sight is a reality show masquerading as a “””social experiment””” to conceal the undeniable fact that is crazy, nutso, and overall, bonkers. A...
If I Were The Bachelorette
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every year one man and one woman must sacrifice themselves to satiate the network gods at ABC by becoming...
If Reality TV Represented Real Life
There’s something magical and irresistible about the world of reality television. These individuals live their lives with such drama and intensity that they draw me...