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Brown Caves to Trump Administration After Students Host Single Hour-Long Rally Specifically Asking Them Not To

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Indigo Mudbhary

Over the summer, Brown announced it had struck a deal with the Trump administration in order to unfreeze federal research funds. Many students were outraged,...

Gender Reassignment Surgery? At Brown?? And Nobody Told Me???

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Morgan Anderson

Title IX taketh away before we could even get on the table. Smh.

Faunce First Floor Restroom To Become Exclusive Berlin Nightclub, Bear-Ghain.

Posted on March 13, 2025March 12, 2025 by Daniella Coyle

Have you ever used the women’s restroom on the first floor of Faunce? If your answer is ‘yes,’ then you’ve no doubt navigated the mysterious...

What To Do If You’re Not Sure If You Saw a Football Team Fight Club Happening on the BioMed Terrace or If You Just Had a Weird Dream

Posted on December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 by Emerson Rhodes

I am Jack’s Enflamed Sense of Fear

Main Green Skateboarders Skate Over CPax’s Foot, SAO Issues ‘StandUp to Skating’ Module

Posted on October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 by Olivia Taylor

“I didn’t understand before, but I do now: this is discrimination, and I won’t stand for it."

“Buy a bracelet to prevent suicide?” Says Guy Who Would Have Told You to Kill Yourself in Middle School

Posted on October 14, 2024 by twink husband

No thanks!

10 Ways to Heal Your Inner Child

Posted on October 7, 2024 by Cassie Travis

Are you feeling lost and alone? Do not fear. I have a simple 10 step process that will cure all your woes. You must heal...

Swiftie Who Put Money on a Brown Win Because of 13 Omens Now Richest Person Alive

Posted on October 6, 2024 by Morgan Anderson

They know how to ball, she most certainly does not know Aristotle, but she does know how to make a quick buck.

Is That Girl In My Seminar Middle-Class Or Did She Buy Those 2008 Air Jordans For $300 On Depop?

Posted on October 1, 2024 by Olivia Taylor

Some questions for the nosy and misguided, in case you, too, want to feel like a reporter for a shittier version of Us Weekly.

CPax’s Dog Speaks (Barks) Out on Divestment!

Posted on April 12, 2024April 12, 2024 by twink husband

Free Palestine? Woof woof. Fuck them kids.