Help! I Have 39 Days to Become the Person I Thought I’d Be at 21
I don’t self-identify as a fan of Grey’s Anatomy, but, hey, I’m only human. We all have our faults. But lately, I have found myself...
Mentor Seeks Mentee
by Ali MacLeod Wise sophomore seeks first-year mentee Providence, RI area Listen. At this point, I’ve been on this campus for a while. I know...
My Future Famous Self
We’re hunkering down into the middle of the semester. The days are getting longer (because we’re all just staying up a lot later), the meals...
The Hill and Back: A Bildungsroman
I live in a world of backpacks. College Hill is a little utopia where everyone is somewhere between 18 and 22. Cigarettes are purely aesthetic,...
Staying Forever Young
It’s common knowledge that growing up is kind of the worst. It’s a world full of responsibility, stress, caffeine headaches, and “business casual” attire. Plus,...
Learning the Truth From Mother and Father Dearest
There’s always that one song your whole family loves. You grew up listening to that song in your dad’s car while running errands, at family...
On “Being Old”
I just recently had a birthday and somehow now qualify as “old.” I wouldn’t go as far as to say that I am hip-replacement age...
MOO! Trick-or-Treating in Small-Town Rural America
If you’ve never been to small-town rural America, you are missing out on really good corn and potatoes, traffic jams caused exclusively by slow tractors,...
To Anyone Who Has Ever Handed a Child a Box of Raisins for Halloween
Dear Boxed Baby Raisin Loving Neighbors, Oh, Halloween. I look back on my childhood memories of trick or treating very fondly. At the end of the night, my...
Dining Hall Doom
It’s such an amazing feeling when you find lyrics that speak to your goddamn soul. When Joe Strummer of The Clash cooed, “I’m all...