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Baby’s First GCB

Baby’s First GCB

Posted on September 12, 2016 by Sarah Master
When I was a lowly freshman, I dated a senior boy. This meant that I was cool and mature, and that I usually had some...
The Way We Were: University of Maryland, 1976-1980

The Way We Were: University of Maryland, 1976-1980

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
Special Guest Correspondence by Anne Rajagopalan College life is always evolving. The 1960’s had gentle acoustic, deeply meaningful music; flowing homemade peasant dresses; a Oneness...
What’s the Mom-nosis, Doc?

What’s the Mom-nosis, Doc?

Posted on May 17, 2016May 17, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
(co-written by Stephanie Purington) College is a wonderful time,when young people begin to spread their wings and enjoy the freedoms of adulthood. (Maybe this a...
The Quest For Free T-Shirts

The Quest For Free T-Shirts

Posted on May 1, 2016May 10, 2016 by Purvi Goel
  I think one of the first pieces of advice people gave me about college, after “do what you enjoy,” and “get enough sleep,” was...
The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle

The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle

Posted on April 29, 2016May 9, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
*Author’s note: it’s fiction, mom. Fiction! I’m not actually that sexually attracted to waffles.* Sophomore slump had been real. Susie was unsure of everything —...
I am the Hot TA

I am the Hot TA

Posted on April 29, 2016May 10, 2016 by Sarah Master
There is nothing quite as satisfying as being a teaching assistant. I’ve wanted to be a TA since I first came to Brown, both because...
Bee Wars

Bee Wars

Posted on April 28, 2016May 10, 2016 by Yuri Iwahara
This past weekend, our room had an intruder that tried to break in on not just one but two separate occasions. On Sunday, this demon...
Sober at SW

Sober at SW

Posted on April 27, 2016May 10, 2016 by Ali MacLeod
I was sober at Spring Weekend this year. Shocking? Maybe. Apparently, not everyone at this prestigious institution is a perfect golden child like I am....
Spring Weekend: A Fresh Perspective

Spring Weekend: A Fresh Perspective

Posted on April 26, 2016May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
My Spring Weekend probably went a little differently than yours. While you were pregaming with friends, bedecked in your finery of crop tops and glittering...
Putting the Pro in Procrastination

Putting the Pro in Procrastination

Posted on April 26, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sarah Clapp
It’s a common affliction for the modern college student: procrastination, that self-sabotaging mind game of avoidance, excuses, and more often than not, falling into the infinite...

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