Heartbreaking: Man in Dry Spell Really Looking Forward To Naked Donut Run Misses It Posted on December 10, 2025December 10, 2025 by Nyjáh Harrison He got on Sidechat to complain right away too, fucking freak.
The Newest Water Bottle Fad Is Here and It’s an Ancient Wineskin Made From Weathered Goat Hide Posted on December 8, 2025 by Daniella Coyle Move over, Owala. So long, Stanley Cup. Ta ta, Hydroflask. There’s a new hydration vessel in town, and it’s pungent, aesthetic, and adds protein as...
Friend Who Eats Jo’s Salad Would Also Eat Compost If Given The Chance Posted on December 4, 2025 by Emerson Rhodes Yeah…I’ll get spinach, cantaloupe, feta, grapes, and uhh…yeah you can put an egg on it, ranch dressing is fine
Morgan and Her Friend Linus Seeking 2 Other Current Juniors to Join Their Housing Group for Next Year (This is Not a Joke) Posted on December 3, 2025 by Morgan Anderson Just to be upfront, they want a suite but lowkey don't want to live in Danoff or Chen because Morgan doesn't get cell service there....
Here are the Top Ten Times to Performatively Nod Your Head in Class Posted on November 16, 2025 by Daniella Coyle I am someone who desperately needs people to know how smart I am feels that it is sometimes nice to be recognized by my peers...
Right Time to Be Right? What to do When Your Friend Misgenders a Transgender Serial Killer Posted on September 25, 2025 by Morgan Anderson Not all hills are worth dying on, but the one with 29 dead bodies buried beneath it sure is. That's true allyship!
Providence Place Mall Now a 14,000 Bed, 2,000 Bath Off-Campus House Available for Rent Starting June 1, 2026 Posted on September 10, 2025 by Gianna Rocchio Having trouble finding off-campus housing for your large friend group? Look no further. This spacious 14,000 bed, 2,000 bath multi-level townhouse on Providence Pl just...
Goldendoodles Are Causing the Recession Posted on May 5, 2025May 5, 2025 by Kaitlyn Lucas Health problems, ethical issues of inbreeding, and thousands of dollars all for an ugly mutt.
Man Admires Woman for Her Tight, Wet Intellect Posted on April 21, 2025April 21, 2025 by Emerson Rhodes “Her brain just drives me crazy!” Tag a man in the comments.
Pickleballer More Like Pickleholla-back Girl Posted on April 3, 2025September 11, 2025 by Carys Edwards an exposé article?