An Open Letter to Kindred Suckers for Smucker’s (Uncrustables)
Dear Fellow Fan of Smucker’s Uncrustables Sandwiches, No one ever said having this whimsical of a snack preference in college would be easy.
Bread: Can Live With It, Can’t Live Without It
My sister recently discovered that she has a suspected gluten intolerance, so, in a gesture of altruistic solidarity (and more realistically selfish self-protection), I have...
A Former Lover, Revisited
Twenty-one has been a year of change for me. I am proud to say that I am finally in a steady, healthy relationship. Now you maybe...
Milk, Bread, and Netflix
I’m a typical Long Islander. I have a terrible accent, I fold my pizza in half when I eat it, and I know how to...
What Your Blue Room Bread Selection Says About You
As someone who has worked in the Blue Room cafe for a whopping one and a third semester, I like to consider myself a bread...