Middle School Crushes: A Semi-Comprehensive Guide
Let’s face it, we all had some embarrassing crushes in middle school. When it comes down to it, there are five major food groups of...
The Detachable Penis
After an endless week, I had finally made it to the weekend. I staggered to my room, collapsed into a chair, and dumped the contents...
Snapchat: The Hard Way to Look Easy
To my potential love interest, Favorite my tweets, like my Instagrams, comment on my status, inbox me, message me, text me, oh hell, even “poke”...