Which One of You Bitches Sold Us Out to the White Witch for Turkish Delights
I know it was one of you bitches. It’s the only explanation. The only feasible reason for two giant snowstorms in one month is that...
Milk, Bread, and Netflix
I’m a typical Long Islander. I have a terrible accent, I fold my pizza in half when I eat it, and I know how to...
Snow, Or Not
Due to recent weather conditions, I’ve spent a lot of time sitting around, reflecting on stuff. One thing in particular has been on my mind–my failed...