Aphrodite Diaries
Dear Diary, What the fuck is going on? Who. Is. Karlie. Kloss. Ugh, this is a mess. The mortals worship her all of a sudden....
Ask Me About My Recessive Jaw
Just when I thought all my dental problems were over, another issue arises. Despite the fact that I had braces six times, my teeth, like...
Retro Advice for the Modern World: A Gentlewoman’s Guide
When I was growing up, I could never find relatable advice for all my daunting, coming-of-age questions—how do I talk to my crush without him...
Confessions of a Lipstick Addict
My obsession with lipstick began in kindergarten on the day when I received my own first-ever lip product: the universally-recognized and highly-pursued Lip Smackers. “My lips can...
A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect
I didn’t shave for the entirety of November, give some days. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly when I last shaved. Against popular consensus, it was in...
This Is What Happens When You Decide to Wax Your Armpits
There have been many moments in which it begins to haunt you. You Nair them an hour and a half before your Bat Mitzvah...