Feeling Too Safe on Campus? Call a Dangerwalk!
With the end of timely warnings following DPS’ exciting arrest of the Orbee Gun Fiend (which I sincerely hope culminated in a high-speed car chase...
Brown ’27 or @brownu? The Do’s and the Dont’s of Creating Your Instagram Bio!
"Providence"??? Be FR.
An Exposé on the Dark Underbelly of Feline Instagram
Hey everyone, it’s Randal here, or, as some of you may know me, Mittens the Cat from Instagram. Yes, my real name is Randal and...
Girl Talk: I Just Found Out That My Roommate Is Closely Related To Ex-Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev. Advice?
First of all, I would like to assure you that this is not an uncommon experience. I'm sure many other readers have discovered that their...
Acceptable and Unacceptable Grandparent Names
Somehow, despite having nine whole months to pick a grandparent name, white people have continuously fumbled the bag. Intrigued by these bizarre decisions, I conducted...
Are You Irish or Is It Just Mid-March?
You’re ready for the season of sun, fun, and darties. You know what that means. It’s time to reclaim your Irish.
Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie
ever wonder what type of person you are based on your favorite girl scout cookie? no? too bad i'm telling you anyways!!
A Punny Reflection on International Women’s Day
Inspired by my circuits prof, delayed by the p-set for her class
‘Avatar: The Way of Water’ Exposed as a Cheap ‘Barbie: Mermaidia’ Rip-off
Disappointed, but not surprised.
Putting the Men Back in International Women’s Day
We were so busy all of yesterday celebrating brilliant women around the world and receiving discounts at Old Navy that we missed a crucial acknowledgement....