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How To Organize Your Facebook To Make It Seem Like You’re A Political Activist When Really All You Wanna Do Is Get Shwasted And Text Trey

Posted on November 27, 2018 by Elisheva Goldberg

In an age where social media reigns supreme, self-portrayal is everything. What you post is who you are, and it’s important people know that who you are is...

If Halloween Is Officially Over, Will I Still Get #Ghosted?

Posted on November 8, 2018November 8, 2018 by Elisheva Goldberg

Let’s face it: at some point or another, we ladies have been or will be #ghosted. If you’re not familiar with this trend, Urban Dictionary...

The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Accused of Sexual Assault

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Ari Brown

At the Rib, we mostly write our content for and about women and anyone who doesn’t identify as a cisgender man. But recent events have...

Every Time I Fall In Love with Someone, He Turns Out to be a Midsize Sedan

Posted on October 30, 2018 by Elisheva Goldberg

We all know dating can be hard; finding the perfect man is a daunting task. It’s happened to all of us–he doesn’t look like his profile...

Timothée Chalamet’s Career-Ending Haircut

Posted on October 14, 2018October 14, 2018 by Gabby Bianco

It’s been almost one year since Timothée Chalamet graced movie screens in all of his peachy glory in Call Me by Your Name. He giggled his...

Elon Musk: Sex Symbol

Posted on April 29, 2018 by Sofia Frohna

Elon Musk is many things. He is the CEO of Space X (the group trying to put life on Mars and privatize space travel) and...

I Am The Female Singer On An EDM Track. This Is My Story.

Posted on April 18, 2018 by Sarah Clapp

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. When I quit my job at the animal control center in my small hometown in Ohio to move...

I Will Not Rest Until I Beat Bobby Flay

Posted on March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 by Sarah Clapp

Every Thursday from 2 to 7 p.m., Bobby Flay torments me. It doesn’t matter if it’s coq au vin, chicken and waffles, or seafood paella;...

Fifty Shades of Green

Posted on March 17, 2018March 20, 2018 by Daniella Balarezo

Prologue I never thought we would end up here. Not because I didn’t want to (because believe me, I wanted to) but because, I never...

I Can’t Believe I Want to Bone Andy Samberg

Posted on March 15, 2018March 15, 2018 by Sofia Frohna

I remember running through dark halls, trying to get away from it all. Bats shrieked and witches cackled. Terrifying children called to each other with...