They See Me Rollin’, ResLife Be Hatin’
January 21, 2016. A day that will live in infamy. At precisely 4:20pm (#blazeit) on a cold winter Tuesday, thousands of members of the Brown...
The BAD LIST
A few weekends ago, I discovered that I am most certainly at the center of a government conspiracy. I also bought a bag of clothes...
Fear of Commitment, and the Heartbreaker Complex
Fear of commitment is often construed in the media as a sexy type of baggage. It comes along with brooding characters who have ‘lots of...
I Lived With A Plastic Knife On My Floor For A Week And This Is What happened
I somehow ended up, through some unexplained blessing from the universe, scoring a single in the housing lottery last year despite entering solo. I’ve enjoyed living, sleeping,...
Smells Like Progress: Snapchat Update
Snapchat is in its golden age. Since the advent of the face swap feature, more people than ever have been cranking out a bunch (read:...
The Banana: There and Back Again
by Ali MacLeod Loss. We’ve all felt it, to varying degrees, and frankly, it’s never easy to get over. There’s something especially tragic about missing...
The Search for a Spirit Animal
The most popular icebreaker question is the one that causes me the most stress. I’ll admit it: I have absolutely no idea what my spirit...
Everything For Dummies
Before there was Siri, there were the “For Dummies” books. And they have clearly been wildly successful, because why else would there be so many...
DAAAAAAMN Daniel, You’re Way Too Young
I’ll admit it. I hopped right on the band wagon of the viral Internet sensation, “Damn Daniel.” I found the whole premise funny: strategically filming...
Professors Fit for the Runway
by Yuri Iwahara This semester, I have been *blessed* with having some professors with impeccable fashion style. I won’t name any names, but I know...