My Life As The Sidekick Archetype
We’d all like to imagine that we’re the protagonist of our own life story, the misunderstood complex hero on our tumultuous journey, the daring lead...
What About Mom Bod?
By now, I’m sure you’re familiar with the concept of “dad bod.” Perhaps you saw it mentioned in a Tinder bio, or read an article...
Goodbye Dreams (Like Goodnight Moon But Weaker Rhymes)
In the summer of my dreams There was an internship And some improv scenes And really cool people I ran into on the street (hi,...
Fashion > Feminism
This summer, I worked as a camp counselor. I spent my days the way most of you spent your days, I imagine: reattaching Lego arms,...
Every “Back to School” Video on YouTube
If you had the self-restraint over the summer to refrain from entering the enticing place that is YouTube, you may have missed out on three months’ worth...
My Summer Fling with MATLAB
Summer loving, had me a blast Summer loving, happened so fast I met a girl, crazy for me Met a proprietary programming language, cute as...
Seeking Fame And Fortune (But Mostly Fortune)
For the most part, I’m pragmatic. Okay, that’s a lie. I believe way too many celebrity conspiracy theories, think the show Ghost Adventures is good...
What Your Carry On Says About You
Welcome back from summer break, y’all! Hope you’re really feelin’ all the back-to-school vibes forced upon you by colorful Target commercials and CVS BOGO sales....
The Final Frontier: College Internships
Captain’s Log 0001: A New Journey It is 11:43 pm. I have arrived at the location of my summer internship: Amherst, Massachusetts. Population: 37,000. The streets...
Baby’s First GCB
When I was a lowly freshman, I dated a senior boy. This meant that I was cool and mature, and that I usually had some...