Schrödinger’s Baseball
There is a concept in quantum physics called Schrödinger’s Cat. Conceived in 1935 by Erwin Schrödinger, the basic premise is that there exists a cat inside a...
Things I Learned in California
I’ve wanted to go to California for a long time. Growing up on the East Coast has been awesome, but that big ol’ state obnoxiously...
My Five-Year Workiversary
I’ve been working at the same job for five years. This statement feels weird to write down, because college students—twenty-year-olds—don’t work the same job for...
My Life As The Sidekick Archetype
We’d all like to imagine that we’re the protagonist of our own life story, the misunderstood complex hero on our tumultuous journey, the daring lead...
What About Mom Bod?
By now, I’m sure you’re familiar with the concept of “dad bod.” Perhaps you saw it mentioned in a Tinder bio, or read an article...
Goodbye Dreams (Like Goodnight Moon But Weaker Rhymes)
In the summer of my dreams There was an internship And some improv scenes And really cool people I ran into on the street (hi,...
Fashion > Feminism
This summer, I worked as a camp counselor. I spent my days the way most of you spent your days, I imagine: reattaching Lego arms,...
Every “Back to School” Video on YouTube
If you had the self-restraint over the summer to refrain from entering the enticing place that is YouTube, you may have missed out on three months’ worth...
My Summer Fling with MATLAB
Summer loving, had me a blast Summer loving, happened so fast I met a girl, crazy for me Met a proprietary programming language, cute as...
Seeking Fame And Fortune (But Mostly Fortune)
For the most part, I’m pragmatic. Okay, that’s a lie. I believe way too many celebrity conspiracy theories, think the show Ghost Adventures is good...