Which Rib Editor Are You?
Have you ever spent hours scrolling aimlessly through the Rib, admiring the genius we have created, and ultimately wondering: which Rib editor am I?...
A List of Very Specific Brown Bears Admirers Submissions Clearly About Me
To the girl singing “Bennie and the Jets” in the Perkins ground floor shower like an Elton John impersonator who has had too much to...
5 Things on Netflix to tell Mike You Binge-Watched
It’s hard to seem woke when the only six TV shows you’ve watched in full are about white people living together in New York. And...
ESP & Me
Like many Brown students, I was a ravenous reader as a child. Unlike many Brown students, I was so ravenous a reader as a child...
On Unrealistic Abroad Flings: A Side-by-Side Comparison to the Lizzie McGuire Movie
If you are a female ages 19-25, then you were (hopefully) a die-hard Lizzie McGuire fan. You strived to have Lizzie’s wardrobe, a best friend...
The Rib Is My Tramp Stamp
I don’t think I’m ever going to get a tramp stamp. I might get a tattoo somewhere else, but even then, only if I ever...
Cool* Kids
I am from the Mid-Atlantic state of Maryland, where the weather cannot seem to pick a season for more than a couple of days at...
No Fighting Allowed
I’ve learned a lot from my six month stint in the world of mixed martial arts (MMA). It’s been an experience unlike any other. My...
The Anti-joke Age
Recently, I was having a chat with my pals Christian and Prakrit in which we recounted our failed attempts at humor during childhood. I told...
If I Were The Bachelorette
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every year one man and one woman must sacrifice themselves to satiate the network gods at ABC by becoming...