Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia
If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...
Brown U Nurse Suggests Potion Made of “Draught of Elderberrie,”a “Prettie Quantitie of Lobſter Shell” and a “Unicorne’s Horne, if Thou Cans’t Find it”
A handy recipe for your back to school flu.
So! You Took the Bit Too Far!
Hey girl boss! That was hard to watch!
A Proposal to Tom Holland
Dear Tom Holland, You don’t know me, but I know you, or at least the “you” you present to the public. Back when I was...
Reality Check! Throw Those Bananas Away!
Are you afraid?
An Exposé on the Dark Underbelly of Feline Instagram
Hey everyone, it’s Randal here, or, as some of you may know me, Mittens the Cat from Instagram. Yes, my real name is Randal and...
Girl Talk: I Just Found Out That My Roommate Is Closely Related To Ex-Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev. Advice?
First of all, I would like to assure you that this is not an uncommon experience. I'm sure many other readers have discovered that their...
On Coming Out as Non-binary on National Women’s Day
Based on true events. Sorry, Gloria Steinem.
It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Spotify Isn’t Tracking My Music!
Do you get unreasonably stressed about your Spotify Wrapped every year? Me too...but for the one glorious month of December, we are free from its...