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10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason

10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason

Posted on December 20, 2024December 7, 2025 by Sophia Plaschke
All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...
Now I Know How Joan of Arc Felt: I Got a Bad Bob

Now I Know How Joan of Arc Felt: I Got a Bad Bob

Posted on November 17, 2024 by Julien Griswold
Claire, it's French.
Breaking: Hawk Tuah Girl Declares Support for Ecoterrorism 

Breaking: Hawk Tuah Girl Declares Support for Ecoterrorism 

Posted on November 11, 2024 by Indigo Mudbhary
“The Unabomber had a point,” she said on the latest episode of the Talk Tuah podcast.
Yeah, Drugs Are Good, But Have You Ever Tried Quoting Andrea Dworkin at a BTEAM Meeting?

Yeah, Drugs Are Good, But Have You Ever Tried Quoting Andrea Dworkin at a BTEAM Meeting?

Posted on November 6, 2024November 6, 2024 by Emerson Rhodes
With cuffing season on the horizon and the imminent decoupling of every one of your friends pumping sweat and libido into the air, it’s easy...
God is a Woman: Creep from High School Now Bald

God is a Woman: Creep from High School Now Bald

Posted on October 28, 2024 by Julien Griswold
Checkmate, atheists!
My Advice For Neurotypicals Struck By the Adderall Shortage

My Advice For Neurotypicals Struck By the Adderall Shortage

Posted on October 25, 2024 by Anya Kaladeen
please, sir, may I have some more?
Everybody Poops, But Do They All Use It To Write Sonnets On the Communal Bathroom Wall? One Poet Speaks Out. 

Everybody Poops, But Do They All Use It To Write Sonnets On the Communal Bathroom Wall? One Poet Speaks Out. 

Posted on October 23, 2024September 11, 2025 by Daniella Coyle
"I am starting a movement. Of the bowel.”
Athlete Wearing 8 Against Hate Shirt Definitely Says the R-Word

Athlete Wearing 8 Against Hate Shirt Definitely Says the R-Word

Posted on October 18, 2024 by twink husband
The pieces just write themselves I swear.
Bad Luck Babe! On Turning 13 on Friday the 13th

Bad Luck Babe! On Turning 13 on Friday the 13th

Posted on October 13, 2024 by Morgan Anderson
Shoutout to Taylor Swift for making 13 cool again, and fuck you Taylor Swift for making everyone think I am copying you!
Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia

Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia

Posted on March 11, 2024 by lucy lebowitz
If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...

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