Men May Have the Patriarchy but They Do Not Have Morning Skinny
With a certain presidency already off to a rocky start, let us find comfort in knowing that men may have the patriarchy, but they will...
Why I Believe All Banks Should Be Piggy-Shaped
On a great lack of whimsy.
10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason
All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...
Now I Know How Joan of Arc Felt: I Got a Bad Bob
Claire, it's French.
Breaking: Hawk Tuah Girl Declares Support for Ecoterrorism
“The Unabomber had a point,” she said on the latest episode of the Talk Tuah podcast.
Yeah, Drugs Are Good, But Have You Ever Tried Quoting Andrea Dworkin at a BTEAM Meeting?
With cuffing season on the horizon and the imminent decoupling of every one of your friends pumping sweat and libido into the air, it’s easy...
God is a Woman: Creep from High School Now Bald
Checkmate, atheists!
My Advice For Neurotypicals Struck By the Adderall Shortage
please, sir, may I have some more?
Athlete Wearing 8 Against Hate Shirt Definitely Says the R-Word
The pieces just write themselves I swear.
Bad Luck Babe! On Turning 13 on Friday the 13th
Shoutout to Taylor Swift for making 13 cool again, and fuck you Taylor Swift for making everyone think I am copying you!