My First Time (Reading Harry Potter)
I’ve heard a lot of rumors about what it is like doing it for the first time. Some describe it as a state of utter...
True Life: The Rib Left Me In Philly And I Made It Back Mostly Alive
On September 18th, seven Rib writers and some add-ons from Skorts Sketch Comedy caravanned down to Philadelphia to attend LaughtHERfest Pt. 2, the second year...
Aphrodite Diaries
Dear Diary, What the fuck is going on? Who. Is. Karlie. Kloss. Ugh, this is a mess. The mortals worship her all of a sudden....
Manic Pixie Dream Mole
When I was thirteen years old, I saw 500 Days of Summer in theaters. Any kind of meta-narrative or social commentary flew right over my...
To Chop or Not to Chop
A Joint Piece by Daniella Balarezo and Sarah Master Summer 2016 was an awful time for America, but a great time to go for The...
My Life As The Sidekick Archetype
We’d all like to imagine that we’re the protagonist of our own life story, the misunderstood complex hero on our tumultuous journey, the daring lead...
What About Mom Bod?
By now, I’m sure you’re familiar with the concept of “dad bod.” Perhaps you saw it mentioned in a Tinder bio, or read an article...
Fashion > Feminism
This summer, I worked as a camp counselor. I spent my days the way most of you spent your days, I imagine: reattaching Lego arms,...
My Summer Fling with MATLAB
Summer loving, had me a blast Summer loving, happened so fast I met a girl, crazy for me Met a proprietary programming language, cute as...
Boys Don’t Understand My Clothes
There is one conflict in hookup culture not-so-well addressed: the conflation of high fashion and the boys who attempt to quite literally see what lies...