EGG > SPERM
How do I like my eggs? Sperm-free.
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk
“We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
Cat-Caller 101
As technology advances, so does our ability to scare off men.
Spotify Wrapped Secret Meanings
Everyone will definitely think these things about me after they see this on my story!
Secret Family Thanksgiving Specialties
My right as a woman to cook for Thanksgiving is under attack.
What’s in My Common Room?
I just want to brew my instant Mac in peace.
I am Uncomfortable
I don't hate these, but I don't want to see them ever again.
Literal Wine Tasting
An illustration of what a wine tasting SHOULD look like.
