Nepo Baby Actually Prefers Person-First “Baby Experiencing Nepotism”
In a touching Instagram story earlier this morning, 22-year-old nepo baby Charlotte Kennedy Rockefeller-Boeing fiercely pushed back against the use of the term “nepo baby”...
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Bummer! Lesbian Couple You Were Rooting For From Behind Actually Just Guy With Beautiful Long Hair and His Girlfriend
In a devastating blow to queer joy, the lesbian couple you were walking behind on Wickenden Street turned out to be a straight couple with...
Blocking Your Professor on Gmail and Other Ways to Set Healthy Boundaries This School Year
Life hack! The meaning of “boundaries” has gotten so stretched that you can actually now say “this is crossing my boundaries” every time you’re slightly...
SJP Reinstated on Campus
After a controversial suspension, SJP returns to Brown.
Anti-DEI Legislation Ends Gendered Spaces—So Now I’m Rushing Lantern
Recent anti-DEI legislation has mandated the end of single-gendered student groups, citing Title IX and the 2023 affirmative action case as the legal foundation. The...
The British Are Coming! Spectrum Britain to Open on Thayer Street
Watch out, Thayer Street! Spectrum Britain is the hottest new retail sensation specializing in British culture. If Spectrum India’s assortment of Tibetan singing bowls, Buddha...
10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason
All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...
Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them
I'm just special!
How to Politely Avoid Eye Contact With Your Friend Whose Eyes Are So Blue and Scary They Look AI-Generated
In a world of many terrors, few things are as unsettling as a person whose eyes are so blue and striking they seem to come...
10 Costumes So Politically Correct, Even Your Wokest Friends Will Be Impressed
Every year, white people never cease to amaze me with the offensiveness of their Halloween costumes. Like seriously, who raised you? Just remember: no dressing...