Which One of You Bitches Sold Us Out to the White Witch for Turkish Delights
I know it was one of you bitches. It’s the only explanation. The only feasible reason for two giant snowstorms in one month is that...
Posts by LilyCoffman:
Girl Wearing Cowboy Boots Doesn’t Even Remember the Alamo
Not even that bolo tie and copious amounts of denim can hide who she really is: a coastal elite.
Report: Brown-Harvard Game Nothing Like Bottoms
No one even kissed >:(
Dining Halls Add Tip Option to Cover Budget Deficit
Now, after you swipe into the Ratty, workers are mandated to turn an iPad screen around and display options for a 20%, 67%, or 200%...
The Rib Reveals Even More University Committees: Applications for SLORP, SIGMA, BUTT Open Now
The Rib saw ACURM, BUCC, and PAWG, and thought “what if we just kept putting more letters together?”
Brown Investment Group (BIG) Definitely Not Compensating for Anything
The Brown Investment Group, BIG, released a statement earlier this week to let everyone know that they’re definitely not compensating for anything. “I’m in BIG...
Help! I Just Turned 20 and Now I Really Want to Step on the Pembroke Seal
We're all getting intense baby fever right now, right?