Author Archives for Daniella Balarezo

New Administration, New Me?


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Every semester I change up my hairstyle. At first it was a coincidence– I always cut my hair when I’m at home, to keep the ole noggin’ looking fresh, I suppose. After a while, I kind of made it “a thing.” I started freshman year with sidebangs, came back second... Read More


How to Be Smart and Sexy for Halloween


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Hey, girlfriends! Happy Halloweek! What a fun, sexy time for us! But also, what pressure, amirite ladies? On the one hand, Halloween can bring so much greatness to your otherwise stressful (#midterms) life. The weather is getting chillier, the leaves are turning a beautiful orange, and there’s a really good... Read More


Sorry My Family Comments On All Your Statuses


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Dear Facebook Friend, Hey, it’s me, the girl you kind of hate now, because her random family members, who you don’t know, always interact with you on Facebook. I just wanted to thank you for taking the time to tag me in statuses, photos, and memes. You produce real evidence that... Read More


My Strange Addiction: Live Music


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It’s been two weeks. I can’t remember the last time I saw my family. Or my friends. I’ve been too consumed by my dirty habit to even be able to stop and smell the Blue Room muffins and chat with a bud or two. I have spent long nights at... Read More


We Are All Blueno


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I hate tomatoes. I hate them with an intense passion and cannot possibly fathom why anyone would enjoy their freaky texture and their tart flavor. The worst part about hating tomatoes is that out in the world there are people –real people– who freaking love tomatoes. They love them. They would... Read More


What Your Carry On Says About You


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Welcome back from summer break, y’all! Hope you’re really feelin’ all the back-to-school vibes forced upon you by colorful Target commercials and CVS BOGO sales. For some, 2016-2017 could be the year we finally figure out our concentration or how the Nelson works. Or maybe this year will be a... Read More