Kevin from Your Humanities Seminar Wants to Know if He “Could, Like, Paint You Sometime?”
"Quarantine has been really hard on me and my guitar, Linus, but we've been finding solace lately in different artistic endeavors."
Staying Safe During COVID-19
We can each do our part to flatten the curve– washing our hands, wearing masks in public, and staying at home as much as we...
You Belong With Meat, a TSwift Parody
For when you need all the angst of Taylor Swift, adapted to be relevant to your current vegan lifestyle...
Humanitarian SHEro! Minimizing Human Suffering by Daydreaming About Eating at Local Restaurant Again
Dreaming of the end of coronavirus and NOT about what I can do to help get there 😘
New CDC Guidelines Instruct Hand-Washing to Tune of Bob Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul”
If it's a good idea for people to wash their hands for twenty seconds, it's probably an even better idea for them to wash them...
If You See Something, Say Something
This is a call to action. Please, please stop letting the little things slide.
Report: Rich Friend Way Too Into Their Trip to Savers
Our sources confirm that Josh's $27 round trip in an Uber XL was more than worth his "new drip" found at the scene.
I’m Buying Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle
So you don't have to.
I’m The Naive Dad In a Horror Movie, and This Is My Daughter Who Is Not Possessed
No, Muriel, I do not think Glennifer has been acting strange. Now excuse me while I creepily stare at the black TV screen for an...
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