Have you ever spent hours scrolling aimlessly through the Rib, admiring the genius we have created, and ultimately wondering: which Rib editor am I? Like, really, which Rib editor do I embody?
Wonder no longer, dear readers, I have compiled a comprehensive quiz that will tell you which of the hilariously fabulous Rib editors you are.
1. Where’s home for you?
A. A town smaller than the population of one Keeney dorm
B. The Windy City
C. Anywhere but this snowy hellscape
D. The Sun Lab in the CIT
E. A bubble of creativity and sunshine
F. WEST COAST BEST COAST
G. Probably somewhere beautiful and mountainy
2. Favorite day of your life?
A. When Luke and Lorelai finally got married
B. When Tim Gunn hit you with an umbrella
C. When Donald finally gets impeached (hopefully coming soon)
D. When you finally finished that awful CS project
E. When you finally finished painting the Mona Lisa
F. Admitting to the world you pronounce it as ‘jif’
G. Getting into that study abroad program wassaaaap
3. What’s your biggest fear and or hate?
A. Cows
B. Butterflies and other moving things
C. Republicans
D. Dying alone in the CIT, your body decomposing in the Sun Lab for all eternity
E. No one understanding the complexity of your art
F. Giving into the consumerist agenda
G. Odysseus, the stupid motherfucker of legends
4. What do you like to do during your free time?
A. Drink milk
B. Participate in various theatrical productions
C. Call white people out
D. Free time…you don’t comprehend the concept
E. Add pretty paints to your Amazon cart
F. Spend three hours scrolling through Twitter
G. Eat kale or nap in the middle of the woods or something
If you answered mostly A’s, you are: ELIZABETH PURINGTON
If you answered mostly B’s, you are: ALI MACLEOD
If you answered mostly C’s, you are: DANIELLA BALAREZO
If you answered mostly D’s, you are: MONIKA RAJAGOPALAN
If you answered mostly E’s, you are: SARAH CLAPP
If you answered mostly F’s, you are: ASHA FRANCHI
If you answered mostly G’s, you are: ANNIE WARNER
Image via and Annie Warner.
