The Funny Gals Give Thanks

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This Thanksgiving, the ladies of the night Rib would like express our gratitude for our readers’ continued support, and our parents and university for letting us write inappropriate things on the Interwebz. We are also thankful for…

I’m thankful that my Netflix doesn’t judge me after 5 consecutive hours of Gilmore Girls. – Dana
I’m thankful for the existence of NPR’s Serial so I can tell people I’m getting into podcasts. – Gabbie
I’m thankful for the relatives who agreed to give me room, board and access to a shower with actual water pressure. – Annie
Pinot noir, burritos and birth control. – Lani
I’m thankful for my two dogs who make me feel important since they are the only living beings that get so excited when they see me that they pee themselves. – Allie G.
I’m thankful for Bagel Gourmet. So, so thankful. – Sarah
I’m thankful for the Ben and Jerry’s on Thayer being just far enough away that I’m too lazy to walk there and stuff my face with Phish Food every night. Thanks for saving me about 15 pounds of weight gain, B&J! You’re bae. – Ali
I’m thankful for carbohydrates, modern medicine, and knitwear. – Emma
Beer, weed, ketchup. – Cox
I’m thankful for ripped jeans, my cool mom, and hangover shits. – Hannah
I’m thankful for people who have the decency to wait until AFTER thanksgiving to play Christmas music. it reminds me that not all hope for humanity is lost after all. – Allie T.
I’m thankful for naps intended to be thirty minutes, but that turn into blissful 3 hour hibernations. And Christmas socks. – Cameron
I’m thankful for avocados & eggs (so versatile), the existence of the Laundry Club and its friendly employees, my ~*family*~, and my Rib writers!!! – Sydney 

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