The .5er Haiku Series

Haiku I: The self-loathing .5er

Where did it all go?

Bye time (and my dignity)

I MUST graduate…

Haiku II: The Never-wanting-to-leave .5er

Oh Brown, joyous place!

Don’t fret, I will return soon.

I mean tomorrow!

Haiku III: The Overzealous .5er

You have prepared me.

With gusto I will succeed.

The world will be mine!

Haiku IV: The Stoner .5er

I’m graduating?
Woah. I totally forgot.
Can you pass the bong?

Haiku V: The its-not-actually-cool-to-be-a-.5er .5er

You all think its great.
You’re SO right! My friends are gone.
I don’t have a job.

***Each persona is made in jest!